
* Represented by 274 of BSE-500 companies that have released their FY09 annual reports so far
Now do you realize, why do coffee vending machines keep on buzzing till late at night?


It is important for the government to understand the problem at Satyam: a real company with real people and real clients - but an unreal founder. And investors who put real money behind fake numbers verified by PwC. This will allow the government to "fix" Satyam.
We know there will be more terrorist attacks and Satyams down the road - we need to know how to deal with them efficiently and quickly.
Be prepared
As a boy scout, we were told: Be prepared.
Well, Satyam has fired the warning shot.
Because we all know there are larger companies out there which are more corrupt than Satyam. Which have thrived - and bribed - on the strength of their government connections. Companies where the founders have drained large amounts of money to further their personal wealth. Like Pakistan’s treatment of terrorists - branded as an "international migraine" by former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright - these emperors of corruption are the biggest obstacles to India’s growth. Their acts may deny India credit flows that it deserves to fund economic growth.
Of course, these corporate thieves have "given" some of it back to us all in the form of higher share prices - just as Mr. Raju did. But we should be smart enough to know - just as the Satyam investors now realise - that all this "giving" can vanish in one day. And the shares we own will be useless.
Who are the companies we need to stay away from as investors?
We are scared to mention their names because, for all we know, we may be raided by some friendly government agency or shot and dumped in some side street. Or maybe even shot in broad daylight in a busy area.
Not that dying is a problem, but writing what one thinks when one is dead would be a problem.
There are many companies that are built on the connections and influence of the founding families - enthusiastically called "entrepreneurs" for discovering more ingenious ways of institutionalising corruption. Many in the media shower them with accolades and awards. They glamorise them as business barons we should all aim to emulate. The emperors of corruption, meanwhile, shower the media with advertisement money.
Money is power. The powerful are even part of business associations. When I hear representatives of FICCI or CII or ASSOCHAM talk about corruption in government and the exposure of the political-business nexus because of the Satyam episode, I laugh at that pathetic hypocrisy. If these associations disqualified all their member companies who paid bribes or bought favours, I am afraid there would be a very short list of companies that they would need to represent.
But it would be a quality list. A list that we could, as investors and stakeholders, scrutinise for further investment. That would sure make our life easier. Today, we have to go through all the muck that the Indian stock markets have to offer in the guise of "business houses" and "business barons" and "future leaders".
"Be realistic," these businessmen would argue, "this is India - we need to survive. We cannot take this impractical stand."
That is why, as investment managers and advisors, we take the practical - and difficult - stand of staying away from companies and managements that we suspect.
Be careful where you work
In most companies that thrive on corruption or fraud, many of the employees are not directly involved in the corruption angle. But they do receive the benefit of the licenses obtained and the monopolies granted in the form of a salary or bonus. Many of the employees know what their bosses do to actually get the business contracts. When the next terrorist strike comes from corporate India, they don’t deserve sympathy. These employees are part of the problem. They have knowingly joined a company that has a reputation for crooked dealings. Like the street sellers who help the drug lords sell their stuff. When the drug lord is exposed, would you feel sorry for the distributors? Would you try to rescue them and give them jobs and ensure that the banks still gave them loans?
Satyam is unusual in that it has not bribed its clients to get contracts. Or bribed the government to get any special benefit which other IT companies do not enjoy. Well, at least no client has come forward to say that. (The World Bank has debarred Satyam because of a corruption issue but the World Bank is another animal and is reportedly going through its own overhaul process to weed out corruption in within.) By and large, Satyam has competed in the market space and won contracts. It has real employees (whatever the number may be) who have not joined a corrupt company - but it was run by a crooked person.
The Satyam episode exposes the government’s lack of preparedness on how to deal with a crisis. Just like it has been exposed during the terrorist attacks in Bangalore, New Delhi, or Bombay.
The government needs to have a crises management in place. For companies like Satyam - with mostly innocent employees - and companies (like the ones I cannot mention) where most of the employees know their bosses are crooked and willingly sign on to be part of some greater India mission.
Can we stop corruption? Of course we can. As investors, employees, business heads we need to continue to work with honest people in a dishonest world. That will truly make India "sundaram".
P.S. An airplane with 155 people crash-landed into the Hudson River just west of New York City at 1 am Friday, India time. I am watching the scenes on news channels. Ferry boats, police boats, and some sort of crane boat rescued every passenger. La Guardia airport was closed for a while and reopened for normal traffic in what seems like 90 minutes from the time the plane hit the river.
Let’s assume a plane takes off from any Indian airport and lands into a river. The plane moves in fast currents, in freezing weather, in below-freezing water, and is sinking as it fills up with water. How many passengers do you think would have been rescued?
Maybe buying shares of companies listed on the Indian stock exchanges is still a safer proposition!